Bastardy

Tune: John Lennon's and Paul McCartney's "Yesterday"

Bastardy:
For a barrister, it's S.O.P.
When you see a groin, apply the knee,
And tell yourself, "It's him or me."

Merciless
As an agent of the I.R.S.—
Slap the widow with a dispossess,
And win your way to sweet success.

Why
Be
Bleeding-heart?
For a start,
It doesn't pay.

Christ
Said,
"Turn the cheek,"
But the meek
Are so passé.

Possibly,
Love's the bottom line in Galilee.
You'll excuse me if I disagree;
The Golden Rule is—bastardy.
Mm, mm, mm, mm—that's the key.