You Made Me Cheesecake

Tune: James V. Monaco's "You Made Me Love You"

You made me cheesecake
With liverwurst and onions.
It wasn't Damon Runyon's!

You made me wontons
With grated Butterfingers.™
And oh! the flavor lingers.

You made me apple dumplings,
You made me scrod;
But with some side dish
That made me feel quite odd.

You made me tripe flan;
I didn't want to eat it.
Allow me to repeat it:

I think your flan's pure goo.
Yes, I do.
Also—screw
Your vindaloo!

Th' menu,
When you
Cook, is vicious;
I used to think that Hershey's Kisses™ were delicious—
Till you once made me beef stew.