Rust 'n' Lime
Tune: Jule Styne's "Just in Time"
Rust 'n' lime—
Your pipes have crusted grime;
Some sort of fetid slime
Impedes the flow.
Valves are stuck;
Your drains are filled with muck—
So it's a stroke of luck
You called a pro!
Now I'm here,
And with my trusty roto-rooter
I'll soon have it clear—
Be on my way;
And I won't charge a dime,
'Cause it's the seventh time,
And so it seemed a crime
To make you pay!
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