We May Be Pole—We May Be Turk

Tune: Cole Porter's "It's De-Lovely"

We may be Pole—we may be Turk—
But we do all of your dirty work.
Don't deprive us!
Don't depress us!
Don't deport us!

If you're eleven million less,
Then who would harvest your watercress?
Don't deprive us!
Don't depress us!
Don't deport us!

Even bums
Act like snobs
When it comes
Down to menial jobs.
If you sweep
Cheap
Foreign labor under the bed,
Then Wal-Mart's dead!

So tell your bonehead bureaucrats
To let us baby-sit Britney's brats.
Don't deprive us!
Don't depress us!
Don't depreciate,
Or depopulate,
Or deplore us,
Or deplete us,
Or depose
Or deport us!