Now That We've Destroyed Iraq Completely

Tune: Harry Warren's "Honeymoon Hotel"

Now that we've destroyed Iraq completely—
Blown its infrastructure all to hell—
We'll re-arm a few of 'em (discreetly)
Through the Honeywell Cartel.

First, we bombed 'em back into the Stone Age,
Then we formed an Arab Baby Bell.
Pretty soon, they'll join the Mobile Phone Age
Through the Honeywell Cartel.

So what, if it breaches
Every rule in Hoyle?
Spare us all your speeches;
The fact is, oil is oil.

So everybody's gonna make a profit
(Cheney's done particularly well).
If you've got a hat, you'd better doff it
To the Honeywell Cartel.
Coca-Cola,
Motorola,
And especially Shell,
In the Honeywell Cartel.