God Damn You, Merry Gentleman!

Tune: "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"

God damn you, merry gentleman!
You're making too much noise!
You act as though you've never had
A night out with the boys.
A little more decorum, please;
A modicum of poise!
That's enough Southern Comfort,™ FYI.
(Comfort, my eye!
Just how many Southern Comforts™ did you buy?!)