If You Want to Make Some Honest Dough

Tune: Buddy DeSylva, Lew Brown and Ray Henderson's "Sunny Side Up"

If you want to make some honest dough,
Here's a little secret you should know:
There's no need to labor like a slave;
Just grab yourself a spade and rob a grave.

Dig the suicide up,
Up!
(Just don't rupture the spleen.)
Wield a few appropriate tools–
You'll cash in at medical schools.
Keep the gooey side up,
Up;
Hide the side with the green
Sheen;
Resurrect the dead;
Mark it "Harvard Med";
Dig the suicide up!

Dig the suicide up,
Up–
No one cares where it's been!
Students of Comparative Phys
Won't ask what the provenance is.
Keep the gooey side up,
Up;
Hide the side with the green
Sheen;
Corpses fetch a price–
Move the merchandise!
Dig the suicide up!