The Topless Tow'rs of Camelot

Tune: Al Jolson's "Avalon"

The topless tow'rs of Camelot
Are moss-grown stubs;
The fabled arms of Camelot
Adorn men's clubs;
The drawbridge into Camelot
Has gone to pot—
And that's why people swam a lot
In Camelot.