I Feel the Flu Coming On

Tune: Jimmy McHugh's "I Feel a Song Coming On"

I feel the flu coming on,
And I'm blaming you;
Some sneezer near you lent
Germs of a virulent
New strain.

I feel the flu coming on:
It's a malady
Fraught with much sneezing,
And coughing, and wheezing,
And pain.

I'm feeling far from dapper;
Chills and fever.
At the crapper
I'm a heaver,

And how! Point me straight to the john;
Something's certainly
Wrong with the plumbing,
'Cause I feel the flu coming on.